Weird BUT true

The truth got snarled in a report of a live tiger in an English village.

Armed police and a helicopter went looking for the big cat in Ightham on Saturday — only to discover that the “tiger” was a life-sized sculpture a local artist had created out of chicken wire and resin more than 20 years ago.

A teenage boy from India has high hopes for setting a Guinness World Record.

Vishnu Vasu, 16, of Bengaluru, has created a 10-foot-7inch-tall model of Dubai’s soaring Burj Khalifa skyscraper with 5,450 playing cards.

Vasu said he hopes to break the Guinness record of 25 feet for tallest freestanding house of cards.

In another case of animals reclaiming the earth during the coronavirus lockdown, hundreds of sheep paraded through the streets of a Turkish town over the weekend.

Video of the herd’s Saturday tour of Samsun was posted on Twitter by Ragip Soylu, a reporter.

It has garnered more than 4 million views.

Little kid, big dreams. When police in Ogden, Utah, pulled over an SUV that was straying between lanes on I-15 Monday morning, they were certain they’d find an impaired driver. Instead, they found a 5-yearold boy, who told them he was on his way to California — to buy a Lamborghini.

Oh, he was prepared — with 3 bucks in his wallet.

This Kentucky woman is a covidiot.

She entered a Lexington gas station over the weekend wearing a face mask — with a hole cut over her nose and mouth.

Video posted to TikTok shows Joe Samaan, a counter clerk at the S J Food Mart, asking her, “Where did you get that mask from?”

“Well, since we have to wear them . . . this makes it a lot easier to breathe,” the woman replies.

“Cutting it?” Samaan asks. She nods yes.