Weird true BUT

Scores of frogs are invading bathrooms in England — and homeowners aren’t hoppy!

The critters have been emerging in toilets and sinks in Chesterfield, prompting some folks to block drains with duct tape.

The town’s water supply center said the amphibians may be breeding in underground water channels.

From breaking bad to breaking wind.

A fugitive who was hiding in a bush blew his cover when he farted and cops heard it “rip,” police said.

The 35-year-old guy, who was wanted for not showing up for a court date, ran into a forest where cops nabbed him near Nottinghamshire, England.

You may soon have to roll up to rock out.

Concerts are going the way of drive-in movie theaters amid the pandemic — with fans watching performances from inside cars.

Electronic musician Marc Rebillet announced the first-ever drive-in concert tour in the US, and music honchos say it could become the new normal.

“It’s important for us to keep doing drive-in concerts, which we’re going to test and roll out,” said Michael Rapino, president of the concert company Live Nation.

Neither snow nor rain nor three whole decades . . .

An Iowan received a letter in the mail from his sister — 33 years after she sent it from the Grand Canyon.

Paul Willis, a hog farmer in Thornton, said the postcard appeared in his mailbox a couple of weeks ago, postmarked Dec. 18, 1987.

It featured a photo of his sister, Annie Lovell, on a hiking adventure. He called her to say thanks.

No sheets, Sherlock? A German Web site for irrational toilet-paper hoarders will calculate how much you need for however long.

Just tell it how many rolls you have, how often you go and how long you plan to stay locked down.