Weird BUT true

No, bull!

A bull in Scotland cut power to 800 homes when he tried to scratch his rump on an electricity pole and knocked down a transformer.

Four-year-old Ron narrowly avoided the box as it fell, thereby avoiding an 11,000-volt shock from the tumbling cables — but three towns in South Lanarkshire were left without juice.

This hamburglar isn’t taking coronavirus lockdowns very well.

A Connecticut man who was kicked out of a McDonald’s for going maskless allegedly threw a rock through the window and stole several pairs of ladies’ underwear from a nearby Walmart in the town of Brooklyn, police said.

Jason Daddario, 37, surrendered after cops threatened to set a dog on him.

It was a freeway to a wine tasting.

A California man was arrested after he allegedly jumped onto a tanker truck hauling red wine and drank from a valve under the vehicle.

Gabriel Moreno, 39, convinced the rig’s driver to pull over in Modesto and then climbed on back.

As he made his way up Highway 99, the driver noticed his tank losing fluids — and cops discovered Moreno holding onto the underbelly of the truck, drinking vino pouring out from the tanker.

Rest (in peace) easy. A Colombian company has created a bed that doubles as a coffin.

ABC Displays came up with the morbid idea as a way to deal with shortages of hospital beds and coffins during the coronavirus pandemic.

Each unit can hold up to 330 pounds and costs a dirtcheap 85 bucks.

This amendment went up in smoke.

Lawmakers in Missouri struck down a measure that would have required them to consume a “substantial” amount of medical marijuana before performing their duties.

Republican Rep. Andrew McDaniel said he introduced the proposal to “get everyone to chill out and get a little chuckle.”