Weird BUT true

He messed with the wrong cowboy.

An Israeli mobster was so heartbroken when a crook swiped his beloved horse, he stormed the man’s home with his own private “army,” according to a report.

Nissim Alperon allegedly led the convoy of 10 vehicles to the West Bank near Kfar Saba to get back his equine pal, which insiders said he “raised like a baby.”

The steed was soon returned to the mobster.

Maybe one should just use “Benjamin.”

Two candidates with the same name, Ben Hanson — and similar physical appearances — are running for the same post in North Dakota.

The Ben Hansons are competing for the position of state representative in District 46, causing voters to do double-takes.

A British man flubbed a romantic gesture to his girlfriend when he accidentally had the delivery instructions carved into a set of gin glasses.

Daniel Varey tried to order a message on the cups engraved for Hayley Woodward — but accidentally filled out the delivery info in the “personalization” section.

When the gift arrived, a message engraved in the glasses read, “Can we have it delivered before Monday if possible as that’s her 30th.”

Got a fork?

A semitrailer hauling 40,000 pounds of macaroni and cheese overturned in Tennessee — spilling the delicious mess across a highway.

The rig was near Nashville on Interstate 40 when the driver lost control, sending powdered cheese and pasta flying. Nobody was injured.

A woman in China dealt with her breakup by sending her ex a ton of raw red onions.

“Ms Zhao,” as the press calls her, had been crushed her ex didn’t shed a tear, while she wept for days.

“I’ve cried for three days, now it’s your turn,” she wrote in a note with the delivery, according to the Daily Mail.