Weird BUT true

They’re stripping down to the bare necessities.

A Niagara Falls strip club is planning a post-coronavirus reopening that won’t involve its main attraction.

The Sundowner club will reportedly open up a patio area for food served by “less than completely clad servers” — but no strippers.

Live entertainment has not yet been permitted to reopen in the area.

Researchers in Botswana have come up with a novel way to protect farmers’ crops from elephants: disco lights.

Lines of flashing multicolored lights have proven to be effective at scaring off rampaging mammals, the scientists wrote in the journal Oryx.

This would-be robber got cheesed.

A Delaware pizza shop owner stopped a machetewielding crook by throwing a pie at him.

The owner of Stargate Pizza was closing up shop when he was approached by the thief.

He told the man he didn’t have any cash and then “threw a pizza at him, causing the suspect to flee,” police said.

Polish police are hunting for a former soldier who took off into a forest with his pet puma to keep the animal from being sent to a zoo.

The Afghan war veteran bought the big cat six years ago and had been raising it at home, in violation of local law.

A court ordered him to give up his dangerous pet, but when zoo officials showed up to pick up the puma Friday, the man and beast fled.

A British man got himself arrested for shoplifting — just so he could smuggle drugs into prison.

After he was busted for stealing alcohol, Jamie Burns, 32, admitted to cops that he had heroin, cocaine and cannabis hidden in chocolate Kinder egg containers, local reports said.

Burns’ attorney said his client had been pressured to sneak the drugs in, but “he changed his mind while in custody.”Tamar