Weird BUT true

His luck bites.

A Florida man who once survived an alligator attack was chomped by a shark while hunting for lobster.

The 8-foot man-eater bit Justin Stuller’s leg in the Florida Keys.

While hospitalized, Stuller told a local news station he nearly became gator dinner months ago on a hunting trip.

She wants the government to stay in its lane!

Chinese officials built a four-lane highway around a single riverside shack after its stubborn resident refused to leave.

The homeowner, known as Ms. Liang, was the only one of her 46 neighbors to refuse a cash offer to move out of the plot in Guangdong province.

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A wild boar swiped a German nudist’s laptop, prompting a buck-naked chase to get it back.

The elderly guy was basking in the buff next to a popular lake in Teufelssee, when the pesky porker snatched a tote bag with his computer inside.

The man eventually got it back, and an onlooker posted a photo of the hogwild pursuit online, quipping “Nature strikes back!”

A doll based on the movie “Trolls” will be yanked from the shelves after critics ripped it as perverted.

The bright pink gadget “gasps and giggles” when a sensor underneath its skirt is activated, according to angry online petitioners, who said it promotes “pedophilia.”

A rep for toymaker Hasbro said the sensor was designed to react when the doll is “seated.”

A South Carolina suspect slipped on a Batman getup midway through a heist — but was still busted, cops said.

Dalton Alexander Lazurick, 25, was allegedly wearing normal clothes when he entered an office at Anderson Mill Baptist Church in Moore, police said.

But surveillance cameras caught him dressed as the Dark Knight while fleeing, according to cops.