Weird BUT true

It took guts to survive this fall!

A 500-pound Chinese man’s big belly kept him from accidentally plunging into a water well in Henan Province.

Instead, the 28-year-old got wedged into the hole up to his waist after falling through the well’s wooden cover, authorities said.

Firefighters tied a rope around his paunch and pulled him out.

Swat-TF?

A proposal for a new Missippi state flag, featuring a blood-sucking mosquito, accidentally made it to the finals on Monday.

The commission tasked with replacing the state’s Confederate battle emblem, widely called racist, whittled 3,000 design submissions down to 147.

But the skeeter slipped through due to a typo submitted by a panel member.

A French perfume maker is on a mission to create a potion that smells “like the moon” — based on descriptions from famous astronauts.

Michael Moisseeff, 66, who is also a geneticist, says the scent will have metallic notes of carbon sulphur, which is how Neil Armstrong described the space rock.

Her wash wasn’t set to a normal cycle.

A Florida woman was gobsmacked when she reached into her washing machine — and nearly grabbed a python.

Emily Visnic, of West Palm Beach, was so spooked when she felt the serpent slither next to her arm, she bolted from her apartment.

A maintenance man later removed the snake.

Now that’s an Oldsmobile.

A 88-year-old Spanish man drove his mobility scooter on a busy Spanish motorway, causing a huge traffic jam.

The fearless oldster was caught on camera slowly rolling down the fast lane with no lights on, causing a line of cars to form behind him near the Julio Luengo tunnel in Gran Canaria.

Cops escorted him safely out of the tunnel.