Weird BUT true

Dog owners in Germany would be forced to take their pooches on at least two walks a day under a planned law.

The agriculture minister says she will introduce legislation requiring that man’s best friend get at least two 30minute walks daily.

Some said the government should keep its paws out of their business.

“Compulsory walkies for dog owners? Rubbish!” one newspaper’s editorial board howled.

Congrats to the lovebirds! A lesbian penguin couple became parents in Spain, thanks to an egg donor.

Electra and Viola, who live at the Oceanografic Aquarium in Valencia, began showing signs of longing to have a baby, according to staffers.

So workers placed a fertilized egg from a straight couple in their nest and the pair successfully hatched it.

A New Zealand hiker rescued a woman clinging to the side of a mountain — using a “rope” fashioned out of his own long underwear.

The woman had been stranded on an icy slope near the summit of Mount Tarana for nearly four hours when Dave Sattler sprang to action.

He knotted a spare pair of long johns together, tied it around her waist and pulled her to safety.

The heat was un-bear-able! A California family got a wild surprise when they spotted a bear swimming in their pool.

The bruin made the backyard splash Wednesday in Arcadia, where temperatures topped 100 degrees.

This vandal’s a drag. An Arkansas farmer allegedly disguised himself as a woman to sneak into a cemetery and deface the grave of his longtime rival.

Joseph Stroud, 78, is accused of slipping on a dress before dumping dead animals on the resting place of his former neighbor, Fred McKinney, in May, cops said this week.

Stroud was busted after McKinney’s family set up cameras , and he allegedly returned to do it again.