Weird BUT true

He wasn’t using his noggin. A hiker was busted illegally climbing Mount Rushmore after onlookers spotted him “on top of George Washington’s head,” according to lawenforcement officials.

Ayman Doppke, of Michigan, was hit with disorderly conduct charges for trekking across the founding father’s granite dome.

He pleaded guilty Thursday and was fined $1,500.

Even Mother Nature agrees that 2020 is the worst!

A bolt of lightning struck next to a couple getting married in Massachusetts — just moments after the groom quipped that he had seen better years, video shows.

“Let’s face it, 2020 has not been the best year,” Aaron Sawitsky said during his vows at the outdoor wedding Saturday in Marion.

As if on cue, an earth-rattling boom of thunder rang through the ceremony. No one was hurt.

They’re not exactly “polished” cheaters.

Thirty-five young women in Mexico were allegedly caught red-handed cheating on a teaching-school entrance exam — by painting the answers on their fingernails, authorities said.

The students, in Michoacán, are accused of painting a “bubble pattern” of the leaked answers.

She’s in it to spin it. An 11-year-old Canadian whiz kid set a world record when she solved 30 Rubik’s cubes one-handed in an hour — all while hula-hooping.

Sankavi Rathan, of Mississauga, Ontario, finished 30 cubic puzzles while twirling the hoop around her waist, beating the previous record of 25, according to Guinness.

This is totally nuts! A California man was arrested for his role in an “elaborate” scheme to swipe and resell more than $350,000 worth of pistachios, according to police.

Bhavna Singh Sekon, 23, of Fresno, and other suspects allegedly stole the identity of company workers hired to transport the snacks from Setton Pistachio in Terra Bella.