Weird BUT true tiger!

Lie of the Someone painted a stray dog to look uncannily like a tiger on a Malaysian street — and now animal-rights activists’ claws are out.

The Malaysia Animal Association is offering a reward for information leading to the prankster responsible for giving the pooch its striped coat.

Dye can irritate an animal’s skin.

Freeze!

A man swiped a bright pink ice-cream truck and led cops on a wild chase through a town in England, authorities said.

Police in Nottinghamshire tried to pull over the truck — which was covered in painted Disney cartoon characters — but the coldhearted culprit allegedly hit the gas.

The 22-year-old driver eventually surrendered his “unusual getaway vehicle.”

Hole-y hell.

A giant mysterious crater opened up suddenly in Siberia, stunning scientists.

The 160-foot-deep cylindrical cavity — which looks like it belongs on the moon — was discovered by a TV news crew.

The massive hole is likely a result of methane gas in pockets of thawing permafrost below the earth’s surface, experts said.

This dock’s a dead ringer. Cops fished a floating wooden “casket” out of a Maryland river after it creeped out observers — only to learn it was actually just part of a dock.

Maryland Natural Resources Police investigated the spooky sight after video footage emerged on social media appearing to show a casket bobbing in the South River, near Annapolis.

Just a hair absurd . . .

A job ad seeking a happy barber was rejected in England — for discriminating against unhappy people.

AJ’s Unisex Hair Salon in Gloucestershire was hunting for a “happy, friendly stylist” with experience, but a local job center refused to run the ad.