Weird BUT true

Mum’s the word if you feel the need for speed.

The US Navy’s exclusive fighter-pilot training school, known as TOPGUN, has started issuing $5 fines to any trainee caught quoting the classic Tom Cruise movie.

Officials made the rule after constant references to the 1986 flick made light of the prestigious program.

They’re heroes— no kidding!

Hundreds of goats were sent to an Oregon town to chomp away dry forest vegetation that has fueled the region’s raging wildfires.

Some 230 four-legged firefighters were hired by the city of Forest Grove to nibble at-risk areas.

The firm Healing Hooves charges $800 a day for use of the furry weed-whackers.

What throws around, comes around. Litterbugs who toss trash on the ground at a pristine national park in Thailand will now get the garbage shipped back to them, authorities said. Khao Yai National Park records all visitors’ home addresses. In the country, littering in a national park is also punishable by up to five years in prison.

Now they’re in hot water. Two Russian soldiers were arrested for washing their shoes in holy water inside a sacred chapel.

A video surfaced online of the two men laughing and cleaning their kicks at the Cathedral of Christ the Savior in the country’s Kaliningrad region.

Military investigators opened a criminal case, resulting in charges for “insulting religious beliefs.”

This speed demon was asleep at the wheel.

A Tesla driver in Canada was busted speeding at 93 mph while taking a nap in the self-driving car.

The 20-year-old was hit with reckless driving charges after a witness near the town of Ponoka reported seeing nobody at the wheel of the 2019 Tesla Model S.

He was dead asleep when cops found him.