Weird BUT true

He didn’t have the write stuff.

A Wisconsinite told cops he broke into Miller Park, home of the Milwaukee Brewers baseball team, to write his name in cursive with a riding lawn mower, according to police.

Keyon Lambert couldn’t pull off mowing his John Hancock because the tractor didn’t move fast enough, police said.

He was arrested for causing $40,000 in damage to the ballfield.

This takes being a cat person to a whole “meow” level.

A Georgia resident was found living with 59 felines — and 15 dead in his freezer — in a cramped condo.

Animal-service officers seized the kitties after neighbors complained about a bad smell at the Sandy Springs home.

Officials put the survivors up for adoption.

He took the great outdoors a bit too literally.

A man was spotted hiking naked on a popular path in Canada called the Full Frontal Trail, according to police.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police are investigating after people in Summerland witnessed the showoff ’s trek.

It’s a “brush” with death! A man in India accidentally swallowed a toothbrush whole while cleaning the back of his throat, according to doctors.

The 39-year-old patient was scrubbing away when he slipped and accidentally gulped down the seveninch toothbrush.

Surgeons removed it.

He squeaked out a win! A trained giant rat is the first rodent to win a coveted animal-bravery award after sniffing out dozens of land mines in Cambodia.

The African pouched rat was honored with a Gold Metal from the People’s Dispensary for Sick Animals in England for his “lifesaving bravery” after discovering 39 landmines in the past seven years.

Nearly every other winner since 1990 has been a dog.