Weird BUT true

His commute was total panda-monium.

A man was caught on camera rollerblading naked down an eight-lane Ohio highway — wearing only a giant plush panda head.

The roller-streaker was seen zipping at a remarkably high speed while clutching a golf club on I-670 in Columbus Tuesday — as drivers honked and gawked.

A knife-waving thief wearing a creepy clown mask robbed a store in Colorado in a scene fit for the horror flick “It.”

The costumed crook — sporting wild orange hair, a round nose and an evil smile — brandished a blade with a purple handle as he strolled into JR’s County Store in Pueblo on Monday.

The masked menace shook the knife at a teller, demanded cash, and made off with an undisclosed sum.

Leapin’ lizards — that’s a fashion statement!

A pet iguana wearing a bandanna jumped over a Miami resident’s fence and attacked him.

The reptile, wearing a “jaunty neckerchief,” skedaddled home after his owner came calling. The victim wasn’t seriously injured.

More than 1,000 drivers in Japan were forced to spend the night stuck in a hellish, nine-mile-long traffic jam in a blizzard.

The commuter nightmare on the Kanetsu Expressway linking Tokyo with Niigata stranded motorists without food or water.

A team of alien-hunting scientists is investigating a radio “signal” from Earth’s closest neighboring star — drawing comparisons to the mysterious “Wow!” signal of 1977.

Astronomers from the Breakthrough Listen Project — a $100 million mission to find life in outer space — picked up a wave emission that they believe came from the Proxima Centauri star, which is 4.2 light-years away.

In 1977, astronomer Jerry Ehman made a similar discovery with a telescope.