Weird BUT true

He wan’t chicken. A wildlife artist and researcher says he lived as a wild turkey for two years in Florida during the mid-1990s.

Joe Hutto wrote in The Guardian about his experience spending much of his time in a pen with his “family” of 16 turkeys, describing how he “became familiar with each bird’s distinctive personality.”

He eventually left the flock, but said the birds taught him to “live in the moment.”

A nothingburger might be better than this.

McDonald’s is launching a Spam burger topped with Oreos in China next week. The limited-time menu item consists of two slices of Spam topped with cookie crumbs between a sesame bun.

A tough 12-year-old California girl fought off a home intruder by herself last week.

“He said, ‘Let me in.’ And I yelled, ‘No!’ And I kicked the door into his face,” Nyletta Lincoln recalled.

The brave Woodland kid was home alone and armed herself with a baseball bat when she saw the stranger trying to break in.

“I knew he couldn’t come into the house,” she said, “so I protected it.”

A German shop owner made cookies using sawdust for 20 years until a court ordered him to stop.

The Administrative Court of Karlsruhe ruled, “The biscuits may not be marketed because they are not safe food and are, objectively seen, not fit for human consumption.”

The manufacturer had claimed that sawdust is a vegetable product.

A British woman says she has made $1.7 million during the coronavirus lockdown — thanks to her accent.

Olivia Blanco, 32, raked in the big bucks by talking dirty to American men on her OnlyFans account. Many of them like her British accent so much, they’ve paid for videos of her “just talking,” she said.

“What can I say? The Yank perverts can’t get enough,” Blanco told The Sun.