Weird true BUT

He dug the steamy romance.

A Mexican bricklayer, identified as Alberto, built an underground tunnel of love — to secretly visit his married paramour’s home in Tijuana, according to a report.

But her husband caught the lovers in the act — and then chased Alberto through the tunnel to Alberto’s home where the men brawled, the report said.

His lie was half-baked. A Floridian busted with bags of ecstasy and meth claimed they were sugar and cornstarch for baking a cake, according to cops.

Jethro Geneus, 30, was charged with drug trafficking after being pulled over at 3 a.m. on New Year’s Day in Port St. Lucie.

A Chinese family lived at a hospital for six years to protest a medical bill.

A patient, known as Tian, was admitted to the Beijing hospital for chronic vomiting in 2014 and spent three days there.

But after receiving the bill, he and his parents sued and refused to leave — until this week, when the hospital paid them $73,000 to get lost.

Send him to the “high” court.

A Missouri lawyer was busted for allegedly trading legal work for street drugs, according to police.

Ryan Reynolds, of Springfield, is accused of being so high during one criminal trial, he was “unable to hold his head up,” a prosecutor said.

Reynolds has denied all of the charges.

Now he could really use a drink.

A clumsy crook got stuck in a crevice under the roof of an Australian pub while breaking in — forcing cops to rescue and arrest him.

The brainless burglar, a 30year-old from Ipswich, tried to punch through the ceiling of Landsborough Pub in Queensland after getting trapped Wednesday during a heist gone awry.

He was stuck for four hours before a worker heard him calling for help.