Weird BUT true

That’s one way to score a private jet.

A wealthy Indonesian socialite bought every ticket on a commercial flight to prevent exposure to the coronavirus.

Richard Muljadi reportedly posted photos of himself and his wife traveling alone on an empty Batik Air flight from Jakarta to Bali.

This savage squirrel is nuts for knives.

A rascally rodent was caught on camera clutching a small knife with its paws while gazing menacingly at a Canadian woman.

In the footage, the squirrel is seen shaking the blade as it sits on a fence in the backyard of Andrea Diamond’s Toronto home.

This “dead body” discovery was half-baked.

Cops in England launched a large-scale search after a woman reported seeing a human foot buried in the countryside — only to learn it was just a potato growing in the dirt.

The frightened gal sent a photo of the grim sight to Northumbria Police, who dispatched officers to the scene. Cops urged people to file similar reports about potential crimes, quipping, “[At least] our police dogs will thank you for the treat.”

A doctor in Vietnam was stunned to discover dozens of small “mushrooms” sprouting in a patient’s ear.

The man came to Dr. Cuong in Ha Noi with complaints about itchiness and, after an endoscopic examination, the doc found multiple 2-centimeter-tall fungi.

The ’shrooms were the result of sharing an ear-cleaning tool with someone.

A brainless bandit in England mistakenly butt-dialed police during an alleged break-in.

The clumsy crook, who was working with an accomplice, sat on his cellphone midway through the heist — accidentally dialing 999, the country’s equivalent of 911, in Staffordshire.

It activated a video-phone feature that cops used to bust him for grand theft.