Weird BUT true

Get her a contract with the Jets.

A badass Texas mom tackled a man she saw peeking into her 15-year-old daughter’s bedroom window — helping cops bust the creep, police said.

Phyllis Pena was returning from the store to her Lake Jackson home when she spotted the Peeping Tom and pounced, holding him until officers arrived.

She’s truly a rich bitch. A wealthy Tennessean loved his pooch so much, he left her $5 million in his will, according to a report.

Lulu, an 8-year-old border collie, was bequeathed big bucks by 84-year-old owner Bill Dorris of Nashville, who died last year.

That’s a lot of puppy chow for the lucky dog, now being cared for by one of Dorris’ friends.

The feds have beef with a New Mexican for trying to smuggle 194 pounds of bologna across the US border.

The 49-year-old was busted with 22 rolls of the Mexican mystery meat inside his Nissan Rogue rouge at a port near Columbus, according to Customs and Border Protection.

This gives gamers something to squeal about.

Pigs can play video games with their snouts when trained with food as a reward, according to an Ohiobased study.

Four smarty-pants porkers — Hamlet, Omelette, Ebony and Ivory — learned how to use an arcade-style joystick to move a cursor on a monitor during the game, according to research published Thursday in the journal Frontiers in Psychology.

A city trash collector saved a 7-year-old Florida boy from being crushed after in a garbage can.

Waldo Fidele checked a surveillance camera and spotted little Elias Quezada — just as an arm of the sanitation truck was dumping the receptacle into the rig Tuesday in Tampa.

Fidele quickly deactivated a blade used to chop up the garbage.