Weird BUT true

It was bear-bottom attack. Shannon Stevens was camping with her brother and his girlfriend in a yurt in the Alaska wilderness Saturday when nature called.

While using an outhouse on Chilkat Lake near Haines, Alaska, she felt a bite on her butt, she said.

Pointing her headlamp at the toilet, she saw, “a gigantic bear face looking right back up at me,” she said.

Luckily, she escaped with no serious injuries.

He could use a little solitary confinement.

An ex-con got so sick of his roommates during the UK’s coronavirus lockdown, he turned himself in to cops to get some “peace and quiet” in jail, police said.

The unidentified Sussex man, who was out on parole, told cops he would “rather go back to prison” than continue living with his housemates.

They’re the Dopey ones. A family was busted smuggling $3.6 million worth of drugs into Japan stashed inside figurines of Snow White’s seven dwarves, authorities said.

Wong Siewmin, 53, of Malaysia, and his two adult daughters were busted at Narita Airport near Tokyo.

Toxic cat-astrophe averted. A pet kitty alerted her owners to a gas leak at their home in Lake Oswego, Ore. — possibly saving their lives.

Lilly, the rescue cat, was playing on the living-room floor when she began obsessively sniffing a fireplace valve, her owner Sandi Martin said.

Martin called her gas company, shut off the valve and soon learned it was a “dangerous” leak, she said.

Get this guy a shovel! A New Jersey man set fire to his lawn in an attempt to melt away snow and ice, police said.

The unidentified Midland Park guy allegedly poured a half-gallon of gas in his yard and lit a flame, prompting calls from neighbors who reported the smell of something burning.

Nobody was injured.