Weird true BUT

Dino-mite!

The co-founder of Elon Musk’s firm Neuralink says it has the technology to build a real-life version of “Jurassic Park.”

We could “if we wanted to,” Max Hodak tweeted. “Wouldn’t be genetically authentic dinosaurs but [shrugging emoji]. Maybe 15 years of breeding + engineering to get super exotic novel species.”

He said the idea could increase biodiversity.

That’s so mew-tal.

The world’s only heavymetal band with a cat lead singer released its brain-rattling first single this week.

Cattera’s feline frontman, Roope-Shakir, meows melodically in the guitar-thrashing tune “Hunger of the Beast,” for sale on the band’s Web site.

The New York-based rockers say they’ll donate proceeds to the Brooklyn-based cat rescue, Whiskers-A-GoGo.

She nailed it.

A Fort Worth, Texas, woman set a new record for the world’s longest fingernails at a stunning 288.8 inches — more than 24 feet — collectively on her 10 fingers.

It took Ayanna Williams 30 years before she cut her claws, which will now be showcased at Ripley’s Believe It or Not! in Orlando, Fla.

See you later, alligator. A 10-foot-long monster gator was hauled away by trappers after it was found hiding under a car at a Tampa, Fla., apartment complex, according to a jaws-dropping video.

Men are shown lifting the sharp-toothed behemoth, mouth taped shut, into the back of a truck, to onlookers’ cheers.

Ruff report. A troublemaking golden retriever snatched the microphone from the hand of Nadezhda Serezhkina, a Russian TV reporter, during a live weather report — and bolted.

Serezhkina was seen running after the dog before the feed cut back to a flustered MIR 24 anchor.