J.LO’S MANY BEAUS

Shed no tears for J-Rod — for if we cried every time either Jennifer Lopez or Alex Rodriguez ended a relationship, we’d never stop weeping. Both have left a trail of broken hearts, tabloid headlines and outlandish rumors.

Ojani Noa (1995-1998)

Cuban waiter and Husband No. 1. He was dropped as quickly as her first name.

P. Diddy (1999-2001)

Her relationship with Sean Combs contributed to a new level of fame — and controversy. They were arrested after a gun was found in their car after a Manhattan nightclub shooting in 1999. The charges against J.Lo were dropped. Later, so was Diddy.

Cris Judd (2001-2002)

The backup dancer became Mr. Lo No. 2, but the marriage lasted less than a year — and his name in our memory even shorter.

Ben Affleck (2002-2004)

The juggernaut that was Bennifer. Lopez was riding high as “Jenny from the Block” and with rom-coms like “The Wedding Planner.” Ben was an Oscar-winning wunderkind and new action star. They were the most famous couple in Hollywood, until the stinker film “Gigli” tarnished their careers — and their relationship.

Marc Anthony (2004-2011)

This rebound seemed to be the one. Anthony, a fellow singer/actor, became Husband No. 3, and the two had twins. But all goodthings...

Casper Smart (2011-2016)

Cris Judd 2.0, a former backup dancer who was 18 years her junior. He seems fun. During this period, J.Lo was also linked to more famous men, including Drake and Bradley Cooper. A-Rod (2017-2021) Who doesn’t love a man with paintings of himself as a centaur?

Cynthia Scurtis (2002-2008)

A-Rod’s first wife. It was always a love triangle between the former psychology teacher, baseball and (allegedly) strippers. They had two daughters together, but divorced over his infidelity.

Madonna (2008)

How did their heads even fit through doors?

Kate Hudson (2009)

Hmm, blond, physically fit actress . . .

Cameron Diaz (2010-2011)

. . . we’re sensing a pattern here . . .

Torrie Wilson (2011-2014)

. . . yep, although Wilson was a wrestler, not an actress. But she could probably keep up with his bench presses.

Anne Wojcicki (2016-2017)

This one was out of left field. Of the 23andMe co-founder, a source said, “They were an unusual couple . . . but they had quite a few things in common, including a fascination with the tech world. But, perhaps in the end, they were a little too different.”

J-Lo (2017-2021)

If there’s one thing in common for all of A-Rod’s conquests, it’s abs.