BAMBOOBZLED!
Hooters girl fakes curves for college cash
Now here’s a titillating trick. A self-touted “flat-chested” med student working at Hooters is keeping her 90,500 TikTok fans abreast of how she turns her barely there bosom into mountainous moneymakers every night.
“I have the chest of a teenage boy,” Kirsten Songer, 22, confesses in one of her now-viral buildsome-boobs tutorials.
The DIY cleavage clips, posted to her@ The Flat Hooters Girl TikTok profile earlier this month, have amassed over 16 million views on the video-share platform.
“I don’t do my little tricks because I am insecure or because I hate my body,” Songer told The Post. “I love myself regardless of how I look.”
“I never [enhance my cleavage] outside of work,” she added. “I only do it to help my tips. I’m just catering to my audience.”
On average, Songer, who recently graduated magma cum laude from the University of South Carolina and plans to attend the institution’s school of medicine next year, rakes in anywhere between $50 to $400 in tips during a Hooters shift.
And each of the dollars she makes will go toward her nearly $75,000-a-year medical school tuition.
“I have four years of school to pay for,” Songer, who hopes to be a pediatrician, said. “So, Hooters it is.”
To transform her AA cups into an ample eyeful, she first straps on her handy-dandy $28 “Wingslove” pushup bra from Amazon.com.
“It’s a bra on Amazon that adds two cup [sizes]. It’s really padded,” she says in the step-by-step.
After giving her girls a little lift, the doctor-to-be stuffs the bra with $8.99 silicone inserts — or “sticky boobs” — that she purchased from Walmart.
“The sticky boobs are the most important part,” she insists. “They make my chest visible in my uniform and create the cleavage line in the center [of my chest].”
Songer then executes the final step in her counterfeit cleavage scheme: adding the appearance of volume by contouring with makeup.
“I take some dark contour and just follow the shape of my boobs,” she says, outlining a crescent shape atop each breast with her finger.
For this part of the process, she uses bronzer to lightly draw lines of definition onto her chest that create the illusion of depth and curviness.
“And now they look huge,” the creative Columbia, SC, resident boasts.
She said the plumping procedure adds about two to three cup sizes to her sparse endowment.
“Now, I look like I should be a Hooters girl,” she concludes.
And Songer isn’t worried that her trending TikToks might hurt her income — or ruin her reputation.
“I’m transparent about it online because I’m not trying to fool anyone,” Songer said.
“It’s my body, and I do what makes me happy!”