Weird BUT true

A California 14-year-old has become the youngest person to swim across Lake Tahoe.

James Savage completed the 21.3-mile swim earlier this month.

His mother, Jillian, told the Tahoe Daily Tribune her son has been swimming “almost every day, six, seven days a week since he was 8.”

This is a real buzzkill. A study suggests marijuana use can lead to male-fertility issues. Researchers from Tulane University and the University of Washington say they have found an association between regular pot smoking and low semen volume and damaged sperm.

On the plus side, the study found that tokers are likely to produce sperm that swim faster.

This bites.

An Illinois man was busted after attacking an off-duty Chicago cop and biting his friend’s nipple during a roadrage incident.

Prosecutors say Kyle Clark, 35, sideswiped a vehicle carrying the alleged victims Sunday, then attacked them when they told him to pull over so they could file a report.

Clark punched the officer twice in the face, then bit off the friend’s nipple when he tried to intervene, authorities said.

This guy should have swiped.

A German teacher is accused of killing a man he met on a dating site and cutting up his body, intending to eat parts of it.

The 41-year-old, identified only as Stefan R, scattered body parts of the 43-year-old victim, identified only as Stefan T, around Berlin, authorities said.

A grisly Texas traffic accident left a driver dead when he slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler early Tuesday.

The male driver of an Infiniti sedan was impaled by rebar the truck was hauling, said Harris County deputies.

There was no sign the driver lost control or fell asleep behind the wheel or had a medical emergency before the crash, authorities said.