Weird true BUT

It’s the naked truth.

A Texas dad got so heated over anti-maskers, he stripped off nearly all of his clothes at a school-board meeting to prove that some rules are necessary.

James Akers, father of a student in San Marcos, peeled off his shirt and dropped trou — declaring, “At work, they make me wear this jacket. I hate it. They make me wear this shirt and tie.”

Standing in his underwear, he added, “[But] it’s simple protocol, people.”

Their love was bananas. An ape-loving woman was banned from visiting a male chimpanzee at a zoo in Belgium after officials declared their relationship harmful to the animal’s socialization with others of his species.

Adie Timmermans had been visiting the primate, named Chita — with whom she said she had a “relationship” and an “affair”— for years before she was booted from the Antwerp Zoo.

A woman attacked by a would-be robber at a park in Tennessee fought him off by smearing a bag of dog poop in his face.

The victim was walking her pooch in the Forks of the River Wildlife Management area near Knoxville when the thug tried to drag her into a wooded area, cops said.

When she smeared the bag in his face, he released her and she bolted.

The legendary Tony Hawk is selling limited-edition skateboards infused with his own blood.

Two vials of his DNA will be mixed into paint on the rides, which Hawk says takes his connection with fans “to a new level.”

What dummies! Police rushed to a canal in France when a couple cycling by reported a body floating in it — only to learn it was just a sex doll.

The pair was pedaling through Briennon when they spotted the figure of a woman in a plastic bag and called for help. Officers discovered it was an inflatable gal after they hauled it out of the waterway.