Weird BUT true

A 22-year-old pastor in Zambia died when his followers buried him alive — after he claimed he’d be resurrected after three days.

“All ye of little faith, bury this Sakara you see now and he shall arise from the dead and breathe, his free lungs full again!” James Sakara said before being buried.

He was dug up three days later, covered in mucus and blood, which police said indicated a struggle before his death.

This hospital had some sexual healing.

Cops raided a COVID-19 field hospital in Thailand amid reports of orgies and drug use among patients.

Video showed male and female patients at the 1,000bed facility going into each other’s wards and apparently doing drugs — and each other.

Investi-gators are on the case.

St. Mary’s County, Md., officials are on the lookout for an 8-foot alligator after initially dismissing reports of it last year.

They changed course after a specialist recorded credible video of the animal, which they believe was released into the wild by someone who had been illegally keeping it as a pet.

He’s a swingin’ kid. A 12-year-old Rochester, NY, boy broke the Guinness World Record for the most amount of time spent on a swing set.

Sean Lewis swung for 36 hours straight, taking Guinness-sanctioned 20-minute breaks every four hours.

“It’s just a love of swinging,” his proud dad said.

Urine for a hefty fine. A homemade sign reading “No Peeing Towards Russia” recently popped up on the banks of the Jakobsleva River, which separates the country from Norway. Norwegian border officials say the sign is homemade — but not untrue.

Offensive behavior at the border intended toward a neighboring state can get you a $340 fine, Border Commissioner Jens-Arne Hoilund warned.