Weird true BUT

This won’t fly!

Raw chicken wings and thighs fell out of a container and onto a luggage carrousel at the Seattle airport.

Video of the “fowl” incident was shared on social media by the TSA, which asked travelers to make sure their meat is properly packaged “to keep from ruffling any feathers.”

Something in Pennsylvania seems to have lost its head.

Police in Aspinwall are looking for the owner of a taxidermy rhinoceros head found on a sidewalk.

Investigators are looking into surveillance video that shows a man dumping the stuffed animal part, according to local outlets.

A state in Switzerland is offering 100 bottles of wine to its centenarian residents.

Officials in Fribourg said they are currently gearing up to reward an inhabitant named Marie-Antoinette with flowers and an offer for the load of vino when she turns 100 on Nov. 5.

Only two out of 27 centenarians celebrated last year took the offer.

This was a hairy situation. A disgruntled customer returned to a Florida hair salon with a gun — only to be shot by the owner.

The masked customer aimed his firearm at several patrons of the New York Hair Barber Shop in Melbourne before he was wounded by the owner.

Police said the cut-and-dry incident wasn’t a robbery attempt, but “related to a prior haircut transaction he was unhappy with, or an interaction inside the business.”

Bank robbers in Brazil attempted to make a break for it after strapping hostages to the roofs of their cars.

Twenty armed men in 10 vehicles hit three banks in the city of Aracatuba.

Their shocking stunt was caught on surveillance footage, showing people tied to the top of the vehicles.

The brazen heist ended in a shootout with police that left three people dead, including at least one suspect.