Weird BUT true

The “Spy Who ‘Liked’ Me.” The CIA wants to crack the code to Instagram popularity to soften up its shadowy image as part of a new publicrelations campaign.

The notoriously tightlipped agency is on a mission to gain more followers and likes on its social-media platforms, including Twitter and Facebook, in order to portray itself as relatable.

Not par for the course. A naked woman allegedly drove a golf cart through the middle of a tense, hours-long standoff between cops and an armed teen in Florida.

Jessica Smith, 28, of Boston is accused of zipping cluelessly though the active crime scene near Tampa in her birthday suit at around midnight on Sunday. Smith, who police said smelled of booze, was arrested for resisting an officer.

That’s cold.

Two jerks from Florida pelted unsuspecting strangers with slushies in a series of drive-by splatterings and were tossed in the cooler, according to cops.

Rafael Mercado, 19, and Ke’ziyah McKay, 18, allegedly bought seven of the frozen drinks from a Circle K store in Pinellas Park, then tossed them at innocent bystanders while filming an obnoxious YouTube video, police said.

A teenager from Spain got into a fight with her dad about child support, so she took a DNA test — and learned she had been swapped with another baby at birth.

The 19-year-old from La Rioja is suing the health department for negligence after her father insisted she take a paternity test. The department calls it a “one-off human error.”

It must have been a Greyhound.

A lost dog climbed aboard a bus in England by himself and went on a ride around town before he was reunited with his owner.

Straphangers snapped photos of Patch, an adorable pitbull mix, on the bus in Plymouth Tuesday, then launched a successful effort to find his owner on social media.