Weird BUT true

There must be something in the water.

A nude woman was found trapped in a Florida sewage drain — just six months after a different naked gal was pulled from a storm drain in the same area.

A passerby heard someone yelling for help below a grate outside India’s Grill restaurant in Fort Myers on Friday and called cops. The victim, her feet tied, said she had no clue how she got there.

His joke didn’t exactly kill. A Texas lawyer was arrested for dressing up like the slasher movie villain from the “Halloween” series — complete with a blood-covered fake knife — and taking an ominous stroll on a beach.

Mark Metzger, of Galveston, claimed he meant to give neighbors a laugh on Monday but instead spooked a woman, who called the cops.

She’s the queen of the jungle.

An Australian entomologist named a new bug species after the legendary drag queen RuPaul because it has a flashy, rainbow-colored thorax and “legs for days.”

The soldier fly, dubbed the Opaluma rupaul, “would challenge RuPaul on the runway serving fierce looks,” said Bryan Lessard.

His scam was a real Mickey Mouse operation.

A Florida man allegedly swiped an employee iPad from Walt Disney World that allowed him to skip lines at the theme park — then took his pals on an unauthorized tour, according to cops.

The 30-year-old is accused of using a special app to cut the line for rides.

They’ve bean up to no good.

Cops are warning shops in England to watch out for teenagers buying cans of baked beans after a widespread prank involving dumping the legumes on homes and cars went viral.

Multiple incidents of socalled “beanings” have popped up in West Yorkshire in recent weeks, according to cops, who said the incidents appeared on TikTok videos with the hashtag beanbanditz.