Weird BUT true

He’s busted — no bones about it.

A driver was caught trying to pass off a life-size plastic skeleton as a passenger in the carpool lane of a Texas highway.

The spook in shotgun was buckled into the seat, wearing a baseball cap and a grin while rolling through the Katy Tollway near Houston when cops did a double take. Officers gave the motorist a ticket and wished him “bone voyage.”

They’ve toed the line and crossed over into marital bliss.

An upstate New York couple whose wedding plans were disrupted by USCanada border closings due to COVID held their nuptials right on the Quebec crossing — so the bride’s Canadian parents and 96year-old grandmother could attend.

Karen Mahoney and Brian Ray tied the knot at the “Jamieson Line,” where Burke, NY, touches Quebec.

An adorable bovine from Bangladesh who stood less than 2 feet tall was posthumously named the world’s shortest cow by Guinness World Records.

The small wonder, Rani, was 20 inches tall and weighed 57 pounds before her death at age 2, according to her owner. The celebrity shorty beat the previous record holder by 4 inches.

It was a gritty fight. A Florida woman arguing with her boyfriend whacked him on the head with a pan of freshly cooked grits and was tossed in the cooler, police said.

Dereise Johnson, 49, allegedly burned her beau’s arm with the saucepan at their home, according to cops.

Paws off their package! A rascally black bear swiped a 33-pound box off the porch of a home in Tennessee, wild footage shows.

Using its mouth, the brassy bruin dragged the package halfway across the homeowner’s driveway before losing interest and ambling away. No word on if there was honey inside.