Weird true BUT

She said I do. “He” said I moo.

A Cambodian woman says she married a cow she believes may be the reincarnation of her dead husband.

A video reportedly shows Khim Hang, 74, living in the Kratie province with the animal, who mooed her and wooed her by kissing her and following her upstairs — the same way her deceased husband once had.

These German bandits went for the ’go — not the dough.

The burglars broke through a toy-store wall in the German town of Lippstadt and stole dozens of sets of Lego. They took the interlocking, brightly colored plastic bricks — leaving behind 100 empty boxes.

It’s the perfect gift for the wife who has everything.

Anand Prakash, an Indian businessman, built a mini Taj Mahal as a gift to his wife of 27 years, Manjusha.

The $260,000 structure includes a meditation room she requested plus four bedrooms and a library.

There was no word on what Prakash is planning for her birthday.

It was a rip-off worthy of the Green Goblin.

Tickets for the latest Spider-Man flick were offered up by scalpers at villainous prices after ticket Web sites temporarily went down this week, a report said.

“Spider-Man: No Way Home” tickets went for prices as high as $10,000, LADbible reported. The movie opens Dec. 17.

It’s a nutty way to pay a parking ticket.

New Mexico State University is accepting peanut butter as payment on tickets given for parking without a permit.

Violators have to fork over at least 80 ounces, about five jars worth, which is then donated to a local food pantry.

The pay-by-PB offer can be used only one time and subsequent fines must be paid in cash. The university also hasn’t spread the payment option to other tickets or violations.