Weird BUT true

He could really blow up a bathroom.

A bomb squad rushed to a hospital in England when a man was admitted with a mortar shell stuck up his rear end, according to a report.

The unnamed guy, who was a military enthusiast, told doctors at the Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he “tripped” and got the weapon lodged in his rectum.

Explosive experts said the backdoor bomb ultimately posed no threat of going off.

Suddenly he was flush with cash.

A plumber found thousands of envelopes full of cash stuffed inside a bathroom wall while fixing a toilet at a Texas megachurch, he said.

The worker, identified as Justin, said 500 of the packages fell onto the floor when he removed a loose loo from a wall at Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church in Houston.

The discovery came seven years after $600,000 was stolen from a safe at the house of worship.

His nose trouble bites.

A New Yorker struggling to breathe through his right nostril was stunned to learn he’d grown a tooth inside his schnoz.

The 38-year-old guy sprouted a fang that poked through his nasal cavity, according to doctors at Mount Sinai in New York, who removed the stubborn chomper.

The operation relieved the guy’s nasal stuffiness, which had been bugging him for several years, according to the New England Journal.

What are the odds? A statistics-obsessed Canadian man won two lottery jackpots in one week.

Adam Conti, 37, of Brantford, hit it big with a $70,387 POOLS sports betting prize Nov. 24 followed by a $68,939.50 win on Dec. 2.

He plans to use the dough to pay off his student loans.

This house is hiss-tory. A Maryland homeowner tried to smoke out a nest of snakes under his house — only to accidentally burn down the abode, fire officials said.

The dope allegedly lit coals in the basement that sparked the blaze, and caused more than $1 million in damages, according to the Montgomery County Fire and Rescue. There were no injuries. Natalie O’Neill, Wires