Weird BUT true

Paws off their underpants! A “kleptomaniac” cat in New Zealand keeps bringing home lacy women’s underwear and leaving them strewn across his owners’ yard as a gift.

Ginny and David Rumbold, of Christchurch, say their kinky kitty, Keith, has also dragged home a small bong, a baggie filled with white powder and a ladies swimsuit in recent weeks.

“We’ve been playing a bit of cat-and-mouse with this prolific offender,” a police spokesman quipped.

It’s a room with a view — of someone else’s dinner.

A tourist was stunned to discover the window of her New York City hotel room opened directly into an operating restaurant, she said.

Desiree Baker was staying at the Cassa Hotel & Residences in Midtown when she pulled back a curtain and found folks at Tempura NYC chowing down on the other side of the glass, she said.

She’s one for the ages. A woman who may have lived the longest of any human in history died this week at age 135, according to Chinese officials.

Almihan Seyiti of Xinjiang was born on June 25, 1886, and was declared the nation’s oldest living person by the China Association of Gerontology and Geriatrics in 2013.

An Irishman tossed a bottle with a note seeking a girlfriend into the ocean 22 years ago — and it turned up just 18 miles from his home.

“I am 22 years old. Please write to me if you are a girl,” Stephen Caulfield, of County Down, wrote in 1999.

This week, a woman tweeted an image of the note and found Caulfield — who is now married.

Someone claiming to be an ex-CUNY student sent a box filled with $180,000 in cash to the school’s Physics Department, where it sat for months before someone opened it.

The anonymous donor mailed the money — and a letter saying he’d had an“immensely rewarding” scientific career and now wants to help pay the tuition of physics majors. Natalie O’Neill, Wires