Psychic friends’ call on new year
Big Apple soothsayers gave the skinny on 2022 to The Post’s Dean Balsamini, who challenged the talented tellers to reveal the future on issues of critical importance to our insatiable readership, like UFOs and the Jets.
Post: UFOs: When will they land, what will the aliens look like, and will they want to eat us?
Highbridge, Bronx, clairvoyant Yolanda Shoshana: UFOs will land in Times Square in November, around Thanksgiving. The UFOs will resemble a Krispy Kreme doughnut . . . The invaders aren’t going to eat us, but do plan to “pig out” for some family style at Carmine’s.
Post: Inflation: By year’s end, which of these items will be the most expensive? A bagel with lox, a 12-ounce bottle of maple syrup, a 2022 Chevrolet Spark?
Shoshana: A bagel and lox at a luxury hotel will give that Spark a run for its money — but you will still need to bank a few more bucks for the wheels.
Post: Will Natalie Wood’s murder be solved?
Soho clairvoyant Elaine Nicholas, 73: They couldn’t find out the first or third or fifth year. They’re not going to find out now.
Post: Which New York sports team will have the best season this year?
Shoshana: The Mets will be the toast of the town with 92 wins, but things fall apart in the playoffs. The Jets will stay pathetic, but win six games. It’s a start.
Post: Will the feds find a hidden fortune belonging to Ghislaine Maxwell?
West Village astrologer Karen Thorne, 76: Yes! The money will be found stashed in vaults under Gucci’s in Rome.
Post: What is in store for former President Donald Trump?
Shoshana: He will make a big announcement in March. He’s on a new vegan diet and is coming out with a new vegan cookbook.