Weird BUT true

Iron Mike’s really sinking his teeth into the pot trade.

Mike Tyson is selling a line of weed gummies shaped like a bitten ear in a nod to his most notorious moment in the ring.

The ex-champion — who chomped a chunk of Evander Holyfield’s ear off during a 1997 fight — named the brand Mike’s Bites.

Panic! My meth is fake. A druggie in Florida called 911 to report that the speed he’d bought wasn’t likely legit — and to ask officers to “test” it for him, according to cops.

Self-proclaimed “experienced drug user” Thomas Eugene Colucci, 41, of Spring Hill, allegedly told police he’d bought the meth from a guy at a bar, believing it was bath salts. He was busted on possession.

A Florida high-school swim team’s practice was interrupted by an alligator that hopped in their pool.

Swimmers at Montverde Academy prep school felt a sinking feeling last week when they spotted the 3-foot reptile cooling off in the water, prompting practice to be canceled.

Deputies taped the intruder’s jaws shut and later released it at Lake Apopka.

What the h-e double hockey sticks?

A man wearing roller blades and wielding a hockey stick chased a woman down a street in Victoria, Canada, and swiped her hat — then tried to skate away from cops, according to police.

The roller thief allegedly pushed the gal from behind then snatched the beanie off her head before failing to skate around a cop car.

This spud’s a dud.

A New Zealand couple who thought they’d dug up the world’s largest potato had their dreams mashed when they found out it was the stem of a massive gourd.

Colin Craig-Brown and his wife, Donna, filed paperwork to claim the title from Guinness World Records, which tested the 17-pound brown mass.