Weird BUT true

A Pennsylvania traffic jam was the wurst.

A semi-trailer crashed and spilled seven tons of hot dog filler onto I-70 near Pittsburgh, delaying drivers for five hours Friday.

The trucker, Makendy Lachald, 30, was allegedly speeding with faulty brakes when he lost control of the rig.

Bros who go ape for each other have less luck with the ladies.

Strongly bonded male baboons hold each other back from having sex and finding a mate.

Researchers from the German Primate Center in Göttingen looked at paternity data from 30 Guinea baboons and found males who spend the most time together produced fewer offspring.

A Florida man wound up behind bars himself after repeatedly calling 911 to demand that President Biden be arrested.

The 29-year-old from Palm Harbor told dispatchers the Mexican drug lord Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán aka “El Chapo,” should be released from prison and Biden should be locked up. Cops busted him for misuse of the 911 system.

Shanghai University found itself in hot water this week when it said students can take a swimming test “online from home.”

The school, which requires swimming to graduate, announced on social media that students can take the 50-meter test from home due to a COVID-19 spike, sparking ridicule.

“Are the students supposed to swim in their bathtubs?” one observer wrote, as others posted photos of themselves doing a mock breast stroke on their beds.

Surf ’s waaaay up! A German set a new world record for the biggest wave ever surfed: an 86-foot behemoth, according to Guinness.

Sebastian Steudtner, 37, rode the monster wave off Nazaré, Portugal, in October 2020, beating the old record of 80 feet.