Weird true BUT

The “haunted” farmhouse that inspired “The Conjuring’’ horror movie sold this week for $1.5 million — with the caveat that it’s too dangerous to actually live in.

The sellers of the centuries-old rural abode in Harrisville, RI, are paranormal investigators who made the stipulation to “protect” buyers from evil spirits, according to its real-estate agent.

Their sex life is real edgy. A UK couple took getting it on to new heights when they had sex on a cliff in full view of restaurant diners, according to viral video.

The lovebirds can be seen romping in the buff across from the tourist-friendly eatery, Hooked on the Rocks, in Falmouth, Cornwall, witnesses said.

That’s a lotta moo-lah. A South Carolina man’s milk craving led him to win a $2 million lottery pot.

The lucky guy, from Chester, drove to a Food Lion store to pick up the milk for his coffee and stopped on a whim to buy a Powerball ticket at a service counter.

When he learned he won, he says, he totally “freaked out.”

Ewe can run, but you can’t hide.

A sheep was nabbed on a country club tennis court in South Carolina after a nearly week on the lam.

The furry fugitive escaped from a farm near Bluffton and spent days feasting on residents’ lawns before hoofing onto the court, locals said.

Animal-service officers eventually wrangled the critter with a rope.

A man is suing a grocery store in London, for refusing to let him bring his “service cat” into the shop.

Ian Fenn, who is autistic, says his kitty Chloe calms his sensory overload by perching on his shoulders during outings.

He claims workers at the Sainsbury chain discriminated against his disability when they gave the “Zen calming” puss the boot.