Weird BUT true

Residents in Slough, England, are throwing shade at their city council after learning the pols spent $35,000 on office plants.

Worse, the plants are all dying now since the town went bankrupt and had to lay off its indoor gardener.

The plants were purchased for the town hall, which is now being sold to repay debts.

Canadians in a small northern town are being told to ready themselves for a boar war.

One animal researcher calls the swine “super pigs” and said they might soon invade Lamont, Alberta, population 1,774.

The hogs are “incredibly mobile” and “very smart” — and residents are being told to avoid them at all costs.

Exorcism is not easy work, according to the professionals.

A survey approved by the pope recently revealed that many Catholic exorcists are “burnt out” and feel unsupported by bishops.

The devil-expellers said there are simply too many “possessed” people and they can’t keep up with the skyrocketing demand.

An elderly man in the upstate Finger Lakes region has been busted for feeding too many animals.

The 71-year-old man apparently had at least 22 feeders on his property, violating local bans on giving food to wild animals.

Police arrested him after his neighbors ratted him out.

New Zealand cops were searching a house in Auckland when they made a surprising discovery: their own stuff.

The police in Auckland were looking for something unrelated and happened upon a number of their sensitive documents meant to be shredded, as well as expired pepper spray.

Cops now believe that someone broke into the police station and stole their things, which they had no idea were missing in the first place.