Weird BUT true

There’s one wrong way to eat a Reese’s . . .

Two employees fell into a tank of chocolate at a candy plant in Pennsylvania and had to be rescued, according to a totally nuts report.

The duo plunged waistdeep into the vat at the Mars factory in Elizabethtown Thursday and couldn’t get out on their own, officials said.

The sugar-coated klutzes weren’t injured but were taken to a hospital as a precaution.

They’re pumped!

A glitch at a California gas station allowed dozens of lucky drivers to fill up with premium for 69 cents a gallon — instead of $6.99.

Word spread quickly Thursday about the shortlived deal at a Shell station in Rancho Cordova, where the decimal-point mishap was soon fixed.

A California fisherman sleepwalked over the side of his boat while at sea and spent eight hours in the frigid ocean before being rescued.

Dylan Fogg, 20, dozed off on the commercial squidcatching boat, the Crystal Bay, last week and was jolted awake when he splashed into the ocean at 3 a.m.

His crew realized he was missing six hours later and sent a mayday to Coast Guard officials, who found him treading water.

Here’s the Biggest Mac. A team of chefs at a festival in Mexico fried up a hulking, 629-pound hamburger that’s believed to be the country’s largest ever.

Cooks at the International Hamburger Festival in Mazatlan made the real whopper in less than 10 minutes and plan to donate it in pieces to food charities.

They’re in a fishy situation.

Residents of Richmond, Calif., are blubbering over a rotting whale carcass stinking up the area for weeks.

Residents say town officials dragged their feet on getting rid of the carcass.

The plan now is to simply bury it, said town Mayor Tom Butt.