Late laughs

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy Fallon

It seemed like there were lots of good [Halloween] costumes this year. I saw that The Rock went as Popeye; Heidi Klum went as Jessica Rabbit; and this year’s Mets went as LAST year’s Mets.

I saw that Jay-Z and Beyoncé dressed as the characters from the Eddie Murphy movie “Coming to America.” In fact, their “Coming to America” costumes were so good, Donald Trump had them both deported.

It’s being reported that the Jets had their locker room swept for listening devices before their recent game against the New England Patriots. The Jets became suspicious when they noticed an unmarked van parked in the shower.

On last week’s episode of “Inside the NBA,” Shaquille O’Neal claimed that someone recently offered him $50 million to go to the moon. Then Shaq reached up and went: “You mean this little ball of cheese?”

USA Today’s GOP Power Rankings had some big shakeups this week, with Marco Rubio in the lead and Chris Christie in the top five. Yep, Rubio is number 1, while Christie is numbers 2 through 5.

The Late Show: Stephen Colbert

“Thursday Night Football” will now be seen only on NFL network, and they’re kicking off with a heck of a matchup: The Cleveland Browns versus the undefeated Cincinnati Bengals. It’s the battle of Ohio, so Governor John Kasich is going to have to bet a signature regional food item against himself.

Jeb Bush just released a brandnew ebook entitled “Reply all.” It’s a great way to show you’re done making mistakes by naming a book after something people do by accident.

Jeb Bush clearly needs some help because it feels like his campaign is sleepwalking. Which, admittedly, is a strategy that’s working for Ben Carson.

Late Night With Seth Meyers: Seth Meyers

Bernie Sanders this weekend took his three grandchildren trick-or-treating in New Hampshire. Or as Fox News reported it: “Bernie Sanders Supports Handouts for the Unemployed.”

A Canadian pharmacy had to apologize after accidentally handing out bipolar medication on Halloween instead of candy. The victims say they’re sad that it happened, but happy that it happened.

An Ashley Madison user is suing the adultery website for falsely advertising a higher number of female users than it truly had. And if you can’t trust a website that helps you secretly cheat on your spouse, who can you trust?

A drunk woman in Nebraska had to be hospitalized this weekend after she broke into a zoo because she wanted to pet a tiger and wound up being bitten by the animal. When asked how she’s doing the woman said, “Not grrrrrrrreat!”

Police say a Texas man stabbed his roommate this weekend during a fight over a piece of fried chicken. So even if you don’t eat the fried chicken, it will still find a way to kill you.

A new study has found that listing calorie content on menus has almost no effect on encouraging customers to choose healthier foods. The study was conducted by looking around.