LATE LAUGHS

Conan

A video has surfaced from a Burger King of two mice running around inside a bag of hamburger buns. Or, as Arby’s calls that, “The Special.”

The Supreme Court ruled that a baker in Colorado can refuse to make a wedding cake for a samesex couple on religious grounds. Ladies and gentlemen, in my opinion, if there’s anything America is not going to stand for, it’s less cake.

Many fans have started an online petition urging ABC to continue the show “Roseanne” without Roseanne. In a related story, Andy [Richter] has started a similar petition about the show “Conan.”

It’s been reported that Donald Trump’s family fortune originated from a brothel started by his grandfather. Isn’t that shocking — there was once a Trump business that made money.

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

A Sonic fast-food restaurant in Mississippi had to put up a sign asking people in the drive-thru to stop smoking weed. You can tell the sign worked, because that Sonic has now gone out of business.

Weekend Update With Colin Jost and Michael Che

Jocelyn Wildenstein, the plastic surgery-obsessed woman known as “Catwoman,” has filed for bankruptcy. But don’t worry about Jocelyn. From the looks of her, this is one cat who always lands on her face.