LATE LAUGHS

The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon

I saw that Jeopardy host Alex Trebek grew a beard. When his wife saw it, she said, “What is … that on your face?”

After losing all 16 of their games last season, the Cleveland

Browns’ first game of the year ended in a tie. Yep, the Cleveland Browns: even when they don’t lose, they don’t win.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

The Russia investigation is still marching on, and today there’s big news about Trump’s former campaign manager, Paul Manafort. Rumors are Manafort is in talks with the special counsel’s office about a possible plea deal. Yes, the man Trump called brave for not turning state’s evidence is now flipping like a gymnast making pancakes on a trampoline.

The Late Late Show With James Corden

The only people the president feels he can really trust are family, which explains why he starts a new family every few years.

Former president Barack Obama is back on the campaign trail trying to rally Democrats for the midterm election, and on Saturday, while at a stop in Anaheim, Obama reminisced about the time he was kicked out of Disneyland for smoking a cigarette. God, don’t you miss when the president’s biggest scandal was like, “I was asked to leave Disneyland once.”