Northwest Arkansas Democrat-Gazette

OPINION A WORD

- Cstorey@adgnewsroo­m.com

CELIA STOREY

While Bob’s away, A Word will play.

Our wordplay column is unusually long today because Work Daze is taking the week off. This means we have room for an elaborate explanatio­n of our next game.

But first, the results of the “dread of winter driving” ballot.

Of 31 readers who voted online and via email, nine selected “skiditis,” and so skiditis henceforth and forever after shall mean dread of winter driving. Credit the coinage to reader Nancy Conley.

With eight votes, “trepskidat­ion” came in such a close second that I think we should allow it as a synonym for skiditis. Hats off to Song Fox, who (full disclosure) is my niece.

Fox also contribute­s an idea for our next game, which we shall call Penelope’s Revenge. It is a homograph invention game, with hyphens.

Homographs are words spelled identicall­y but having different meanings. Sometimes they are pronounced differentl­y as well. This game will be one of those times.

Think of “minute,” the unit of time, and “minute,” meaning small (MIN-it vs. mine-UTE).

To play, create a homograph by moving the main emphasis of a word to a different syllable. Then assign a definition to your new word. Use hyphens to set off the key syllable in that new word.

For example, Fox mutilated the word “stabilizat­ion.” Make it stab-ilization, she says, and you have a word that might mean:

■ The realizatio­n that someone wants to stab you.

■ The realizatio­n that you want to stab someone.

■ The realizatio­n that you have been stabbed.

The name of the game honors all of us who encountere­d the name Penelope in writing for the first time while standing beside our desks and reading aloud, in school. We said “PEENalope” and a room full of third-graders howled.

So, let’s play Penelope’s Revenge. Please email your mutilated words to

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