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In the name game, Caitlyn takes tumble

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R.I.P., Caitlyn. I don’t mean the actual person. I mean the name.

Social Security’s annual list of the most popular baby names has come out, and the four names that dropped the most in 2016 were Caitlin, Caitlyn, Katelynn and Kaitlynn.

I have no idea why that happened, but it made me wonder which sports figure has a name nobody would want.

A recent poll of NBA general managers found the name they most want to avoid is

NFL owners, meanwhile, unanimousl­y said their least-favorite name is

As unloved as those names may be, they aren’t in the top 100 list of unfortunat­e sports names. The all-timer, of course, is … wait. See if you can guess.

(Hint: A longtime NASCAR driver who never won a Cup race. No, not

The honorable mentions: COMMENTARY

You know those closedcapt­ions that run across the bottom of your TV screen?

Typists aren’t required to be sports fans, which explains why one year I saw the finalists announced for the “Butt Kiss Award.” warming, Spurs fan

filed a suit against Pachulia for “intentiona­lly” and “maliciousl­y” injuring Leonard. Besides monetary damages, the suit asked that Pachulia be banned from the playoff series.

Feel free to laugh, but guess who injured his heel in Game 2 and was ruled out for Game 3?

Sometime karma is better than a restrainin­g order.

On a personal note, shortly after a retired Olympic decathlon champion announced he was changing his name to Caitlyn in 2015, we adopted a stray kitten. In honor of the lost name, I persuaded my kids to name him Bruce.

I will keep readers posted if he decides to change his name to Caitlyn.

 ?? RON T. ENNIS/MCT ?? When talking about unfortunat­e sports names, former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle almost always comes up.
RON T. ENNIS/MCT When talking about unfortunat­e sports names, former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle almost always comes up.
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