SATURDAY CIRCUS
suffered more than $19,000 in illegal charges to their credit cards? Translation: These crooks didn’t just charge a few pizzas to a credit card they found on the ground; they were running a racket of stolen credit cards. Who would have ever thought the Gators would give new meaning to UCF’s rallying cry: “Charge On!” …
A group of Baltimore Ravens fans have started a petition to remove statue from in front of the stadium because he joined current Ravens players in taking a knee for the national anthem last week. But, sigh, they were fine with the statue before — even though Lewis was once accused of murder and pled down to obstruction of justice. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call misplaced outrage. … Tennessee coach says the media is too negative. Butch, babe, a little piece of advice: Instead of worrying about writers who are covering your team, start worrying about who’s covering .…A moment of silence, please: has gone to That Big Playboy Mansion in the Sky. RIP, Hef, and thank you for making my teenage years so enjoyable! … By the way, I’m thinking Hef showed up at the Pearly Gates wearing a silk robe and sipping a martini.
UCF over Memphis by 6, Gators over the Commode Doors by 3 stolen credit cards, FSU over Wake Florist by 21, Virginia Tech over Climpson by 5 in Upset Special, Jags over Jets by 8, Bucs over Giants by 7, Saints over Dolphins by 5, FBI over Pitino by 4 wiretaps and 3 hookers. … And speaking of Pitino, I realize he is Magic coach
mentor, but I was a bit bumfuzzled by Vogel’s comments after Slick Rick got taken down by the feds earlier this week. Said Vogel: “When I worked for him [Pitino], breaking any rules in any way was a death sentence for your career as an assistant coach. That’s the Rick Pitino that I know, and I don’t think that’s changed at all.” Coming soon: Vogel explains why he believes in the existence of unicorns, dragons and NBA parity.