Orlando Sentinel

SATURDAY CIRCUS

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In today’s irresponsi­ble, stench-filled sewer of hottake media, Felger felt the need to call Halladay a “moron” and an “idiot” and said he “got what he deserved.” Felger then compared Halladay’s plane crash to fatal wreck during the Daytona 500 and actually said he was “rooting for the wall” when Earnhardt perished. Question for CBS Radio, which owns Felger’s soulless station: Why does this imbecile still have a job? …

I’m no legal expert, but I believe threatenin­g to sue other NFL owners over

contract extension can be defined by the Latin legal term, Translatio­n: Jerry’s being a big baby because he’s not getting his way. … By the way, is there anything more pathetic than Bob down in the mail room rooting for

domestic violence suspension to be overturned so Zeke can continue to be a fantasy football stud? …

With apologies to “In this world, nothing can be said to be certain except death, taxes and running a dirty basketball program.” … And speaking of dirty basketball programs,

has been getting a lot of criticism this week for comments he made to about late, great UCLA icon Knight said he “didn’t respect” Wooden because Wooden looked the other way while renowned UCLA booster bought the players that built Wooden’s dynasty. Knight may be a bully, but at least he’s an honest bully. Everybody knows about Wooden’s famous “Pyramid of Success,” but few people are willing to point out that Sam Gilbert’s bulging wallet sits at the top of it. …

Now that Twitter has doubled the number of characters you can use from 140 to 280,

thumbs have hired a personal trainer.

 ?? MATT DUNHAM/ASSOCIATED PRESS ?? Jerry Jones, right, isn’t happy with NFL commission­er Roger Goodell and is letting everyone know.
MATT DUNHAM/ASSOCIATED PRESS Jerry Jones, right, isn’t happy with NFL commission­er Roger Goodell and is letting everyone know.

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