Frost looks better in his UCF threads
must really be confused.
According to media reports, his representatives are meeting with Florida officials this weekend. Other media reports have him already secretly hired by Nebraska.
Other media reports have him retiring to spend more time with family.
The poor guy obviously needs some career advice. In keeping with the Sentinel’s campaign to keep Frost at UCF, I’d like to help.
My sources (who must remain anonymous because they don’t actually exist) say it will come down to the Gators or Knights.
Let’s face it, UF can offer more money than
makes in a week. It has better facilities. The players will give Frost nicer welcoming gifts, which his wife will love until Gainesville police confiscate them because they were bought with bogus credit cards.
UCF can’t compete with that, but it can make a more handsome offer to Frost. Namely, he’ll be more handsome staying here. That’s according to
who is Hollywood’s hair-color expert to the stars. In a bombshell story on the website SheKnows.com, Kirsh recommends that “warm blondes” like Frost wear “jewel tones and colors that have an orange or red undertone.”
Florida’s orange and Nebraska’s red are overtones, not undertones. So what is a can’t-miss color for a guy like Frost?
“Another winner for all shades of blonde is basic black — and white can be equally flattering, even dramatic,” the report said.
UCF’s primary colors are black, white and gold.
So there you have it, Scott.
If you go to UF, you might make more money. But if stay at UCF, you’ll always look like a million bucks. COMMENTARY
Honorable mention: Whoever thought of the nickname for the Lakers rookie, who is making about 33 percent of his shots.
The Los Angeles Kings mascot was accused in a lawsuit of groping a woman’s buttocks in 2016.
I don’t know whether he’s guilty or not, but I fully expect Bailey to run for the U.S. Senate in 2018.
Honorable mention: The Orlando Magic. But
should remember that our local NBA affiliate would still beat UF, we think.
fortune hit $100.3 billion last week as the value of his Amazon stock jumped $2.4 billion in anticipation of Black Friday.
Analysts expect Bezos to remain the wealthiest person in the world until
signs his next contract.
Forbes reported last week that dethroned as the highest-earning model over the past year.
Jenner banked $22 million.
That was $5 million more than Bundchen, who’d held the crown of world’s richest model since 2002. In related news,
said he could not stand to be around losers and ordered a new supermodel bride on Amazon Prime. Today would have been “Peanuts” creator 95th birthday (he died in 2000). In honor of Schultz, some Peanuts sports trivia: In all the times landed with a “WHUMP” after yanked the football away as he was trying to kick it, he never had to enter concussion protocol.
baseball team once lost 980 games in a row, breaking the sports futility record set by during her NASCAR career.
Note to
also prefers gold-and-black ensembles. Never in his 67 years has he worn orange and blue. FC Barcelona signed
to a contract extension last week.
Sources said his salary will be $50 million a year, and the new buyout clause will be $835 million.
bought the entire Washington Post for $250 million five years ago.
I’d say something is wrong when one soccer player is three times more valuable than a newspaper, but I can’t recall the last time 98,000 people cheered for an editorial.
The driver of the MARTA bus that ruined the shot of the Georgia Dome implosion has been identified as
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