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Quiz time! Those who have watched sports on TV for the last year have surely seen cardboard photos of fans in the stands. So, what does President Biden have in common with those fans?

Just for starters, Biden and the “fans” demonstrate equal mental acuity; both have “assistants” to stage them. Like the fans, Biden doesn’t say much. TV technicians provide crowd noise. It’s unclear who provides Biden’s speech. The cardboard fans have assistants that move them up and down stadium stairs. Biden needs assistance going up stairs to board a plane. Both the cardboard fans and Biden seem to be oblivious to what is going on around them. The cardboard fans don’t react to foul balls hit their way. Biden doesn’t react to incursions by the Chinese, missile tests by North Korea or to an invasion along our southern border.

It’s rather unclear why Biden seems to be intent on establishing the U.S. A. as the planet’s orphanage. With thousands and thousands of children being trafficked here, the best he can do is say “don’t come.” Is Biden pleading or ordering? Biden is a national security risk. He can’t stop a bunch of kids from invading the country. How can we possibly believe he could stop the Russian Red Army, Chinese People’s Liberation Army, or Jihadists? We have become the laughing stock of the world. Once again our European “friends” mournfully shook their heads and our adversaries giggled, as Biden hid his own Easter eggs.

— Tom Neill, Chico