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Experience Love , war and bread in Expiration Date

Since the release of the Source Filmmaker, the TF2 community has been inundated with quality animations featuring its madcap mercenaries. But no one can do it better than Valve, as shown by this 15-minute epic about the dangers of wheat. PS

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1 Weird Science

Medic and Engineer have been making teleportation experiments on bread. They discover giant tumors, which—based on the team’s own frequent tele-trips— leads them to believe that they’ll all soon be dead.

2 Last Request

After a failed attempt at a bucket list, Scout reveals his desire to date Miss Pauline, the administrative assistant of the mysterious Announcer. The Spy agrees to help educate him in the ways of romance. For a price.

3 Montage

The training begins as Spy goads Scout into trying to seduce him. Hours later, and the Spy declares the whole experiment a failure. Unperturbed, Scout goes to extreme measures to attract the attention of Miss Pauline.

4 Bread

Elsewhere, wheat experimentation continues, and the mercs discover that only bread is affected by the teleportation mutation. They’re initially relieved, but then Soldier reveals how he’s spent the last three days.