Breach &C lean

Freeware Enjoy good clean fun with this freebie

pare a thought for your poor hotel cleaner. Your room doesn’t just magically tidy itself; no, a staff member has to sneak in, probably while you’re still asleep, flushing toilets and discarding pubic hairs against the clock.

That’s how cleaning functions in the aptly named Breach&Clean, anyway, a wonderful silly freebie that’s equal parts RainbowSix and VisceraCleanupDetail. On each floor of a big hotel, you’re tasked with tidying a bunch of rooms against a strict time limit. As you clean, you’ll have to deal with the increasing ire of the hotel’s ungracious guests, who for some reason don’t want you fiddling with their toilet while they’re watching TV. You’ll mop up mysterious spills, you’ll put rubbish in the bin, you’ll tidy sheets, replace filthy towels, and fling

Sbog roll before hurriedly moving onto the next room. Take too long, or fail to do a thorough enough job, and you’ll be sacked. Personally I fail to see what’s wrong with draining a bathtub while a hotel guest is still inside it.

Sometimes rooms are locked, and rather than opening them with that special skeleton key cleaners have in real life, you have to sensibly plant explosives on the outside of the door instead. And you thought ‘breach’ was a typo for ‘bleach’.

Breach&Clean also features a peaceful mode that allows you to tidy without the looming pressure of a time limit. There’s something therapeutic about the act of cleaning in real life, so if your home is looking ship-shape, this could be a good game to unwind with after a stressful day.