Shopping for mechs

Would you be interested in a lovely new gun?

BurstBeam “Fire a piercing beam that decreases in damage the further it goes.”

You look smart. Have I got the gun for you. Uh, yeah, it does also melt buildings. A bit.

Shield Projector

“Shield tiles from damage.” Nah, it doesn’t do any damage, but look at the positives: You get to watch the apocalypse from total safety, yeah?

Unstable Cannon “Powerful projectile that causes damage to shooter as well as the target.”

Let’s not focus on getting a little dinged! Just think about the other guy.

Rock Accelerator “Launch a rock at a tile, pushing adjacent tiles.”

Everyone likes to blow off a bit of steam by chucking a massive rock at a bug, am I right?

Aerial Bombs “Fly over a target, dropping an explosive smoke bomb.”

You can be my wingman anytime, yeah? Haha! No, it’s what Tom Cr… don’t walk away.