There’s nothing scary about ‘The Nun II’
How about another round of religious trauma, the movie?
Five years after “The Conjuring” Cinematic Universe spinoff “The Nun” glowered her way to boffo box office numbers (the highest grossing in the successful franchise), the imposing sister is back in “The Nun II,” this time directed by Michael Chaves, who helmed the latest CCU installments “The Curse of La Llorona” (2019) and “The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It” (2021).
In “The Nun,” set in 1952, a young novitiate, Sister Irene (Taissa Farmiga) travels to Romania to battle the demon Valak at Saint Cartha’s monastery, in Romania. Director Corin Hardy and cinematographer Maxime Alexandre brought an operatic gothic horror style to the movie, which was light on story but heavy on jump-scares. In “The Nun II,” set four years later in 1956, Sister Irene tangles with the demon again, this time at a French boarding school. Chaves and cinematographer Tristan Nyby bring some cool visuals again, but the film is sorely lacking in scares and suspense — it’s an utter snooze.
The problem is that Chaves is way too liberal with his monsters, ghouls and demons, showing us way too much, too soon, in a classic horror filmmaking blunder. The camera lingers in long, leisurely looks over the scary thing or just blatantly shows us which otherwise mundane object will soon become animated by evil forces.
Almost every single scene in the movie unfolds in the same way: some quivering poppet (altar boy, delivery girl, student) goes wandering into a dusty old space (rectory, cellar, chapel) and has the bejesus scared out of them by some crashing thing (wine jug, window, statue) and the spooky face of the creepy nun demon (Bonnie Aarons, we salute you). Lather, rinse, repeat. It’s actually shocking how many times this same scenic formula plays out in
“The Nun II,” and never with any spectacular payoff.
In following Sister Irene, reluctant exorcist, the bones of an interesting story are there, especially as they dive into her past and the reasons why she’s able to tackle such demonry. The screenplay is by Ian Goldberg, Richard Naing and Akela Cooper, who has brought her own uniquely bonkers sensibility to films like “Malignant” and “M3GAN.” But there’s no wacky nunsploitation fun to be found in “The Nun II.”
Farmiga is a wonder to watch, delivering an earnest, guileless performance of Sister Irene that mirrors the performance of her own sister, Vera Farmiga, who plays the similarly psychically gifted Lorraine Warren in the franchise. (“The Nun” movies serve as prequels to “The Conjuring” movies.) In the sequel, she’s assisted by another, rather skeptical sister, Debra (Storm Reid), who tags along to see a miracle, and gets more than she bargained for.